News Flash!! Tinker mauled!!
On Sunday April 26th, in the year 15 something-or-other a tinker was horribly mauled by a yellow dog at the Depford Market Faire. "Well, he must have had it coming." said a source close to the dog. When asked what might have provoked the dog the source said, "How would I know? She doesn't speak The Queen's English! Everyone knows that a dog is a very good judge of human character and after all, those itinerant tinkers are no better than cut purses and ale thieves!!"
There will be no funeral services for the tinker because as a "guild of one", there will be no one to attend the service.
The dog refuses to give any statements.
(cross posted from Faire Rumours Tribe)
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